I must submit this post, though it's rather bo-liao. BUT I just saw a cockroach in my room, on my table, when I was like plugging in my laptop. I thought I am seeing things coz I am having a serious flu (really, my nose's like a spoilt tap-super irritating!-) and also I haven't seen a cockroach so close for a long time... Numbed by my nose, surprised that I didn't scream, I ran out to my father-MY SAVIOUR, always catching things for us. I think I'll thank him in my birthday speech-haha! So finally that cccocckkrroachh was caught. Seriously, the animal I hate MOST in this world is the cockroach-I don't see why they must exist, i mean they are not even useful pests like butterflies or bees.. When I see one, especially in my ROOM, I always shiver uncontrollably, like it's all over me, then my tears will start rolling down my face and then I'll start laughing-ya, like symptoms of possessed person. Then my father asked me, "what if next time your husband also scared of cockroach?" I said: "I'll divorce him, and I won't even get married to such a person. I will die-really, of shock, or maybe of laughing too hard when the cockroach runs around us and to make things worse, my husband's screaming with me..!" Yes. So besides declaring the cockrroach (you know, even typing the word can make my knees weak, even when im sitting down) as my ultimate enemy in this post, I also wanna state the main criteria in my future partner (everything else is secondary): He must save me from ccoc...my enemy.
I was listening to
this when I saw the cockroach. Suddenly, I had this funny image in my head:
Why can't it exist like this in real life-I'll most probably not hate it so much and I can have my dignity as a super woman who fears nothing. Gonna clean my room. Major.
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